Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Nina Albright from the story “I Cheated at Love” from Thrilling Romances #20, July 1952.
Transcript:
SCENE: Doctor talking to a young woman.
DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance…you’ll
be royally screwed!
1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Doctor talking to a young woman.
DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance...you’ll
be royally screwed!
1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk634
Thrilling-Romances20_30_7
DOCTOR: You’re dating the king! So,
be careful! There’s a good chance...you’ll
be royally screwed!
1952 Art: Nina Albright New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk634
Thrilling-Romances20_30_7
“He’ll need someone…
…who can see him as a person, and not just as a man with a very, very, VERY large penis.”
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…who is reliable, cheerful, and is willing to give of their time and talents. Which leaves you right out of the running, you selfish paper sack of wet brownies.”
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…who can count to 12 without taking off her clothes. And that really isn’t you, now is it?”
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…who isn’t going to post before and after pictures of him online with captions like “OMG! He used to be so hot and now he’s all Rodrigo Alves”.”
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…to help him spend his millions and enjoy his very, very, VERY large penis. Which is why I’ve convinced him to take me as his lover…”
Hilarious, Jams–as always!
….and the wife says “Oh no, Stanley Smith is dead?!”
Mighty puzzled as to just what sort of Dr. this guy might be. Medical? Dental? Psych? Fake? Finally settled on veterinarian.
I do wish more women wore flat caps with feathers. Just for my amusement. Jessica Alves should wear one.
Dave, then you’ll be happy that I’ve got two more pieces of art featuring this character in that hat. One where you can see a bit of the feather. And the other where you can see the whole (very long) feather. I haven’t written gags for those panels yet. So I don’t know when I’ll be using them. But they’re coming!
There’s always the rainy day high school gag of:
“Tickle your ass with a feather?”
“What?!”
“Typical nasty weather.”
As a king in name only*, I approve this message.
*Google translate Latin to English
I’m sorry to hear that, Rex. If you’re not the king then you don’t get to sleep with her. At least not right away!
Just as soon as I grow that cool mustache!