Artist Unknown. From the cover of True Love Problems and Advice Illustrated #34, 1954.
SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.
WOMAN: You missed a spot!
1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk502
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SCENE: Man trying to paint a wall, but a woman kisses him.
WOMAN: You missed a spot!
1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk502
WOMAN: You missed a spot!
1955 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Art Code: DJP.lk502
“Uh, Lady…you do realize I charge by the hour, right?”
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Lorraine knew she had to do something to stop him using that awful green color!
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“Maybe it’s the paint fumes talking, but you are one sexy hunk a’ man!”
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Stories for every girl! Unless they’re lesbians.
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Lorraine was going to ask Sherwin Williams, and ask him gooooooood…
Maybe it’s just the paint fumes, but I thought these were particularly great, Jam. Thanks!
Gotta love “illustrated advice” as approved by the comics code authority.
I wonder if PDC (Publishers Distributing Corp)is still in business…
I’ve painted with that ugly shade of green before. In Vietnam of all places…
Painter: “What spot?
Lonely Housewife Whose Husband Travels for Long Spells: “Well, if you don’t know, I can’t tell you!”
Painter: “Seriously, where?”
LHWHTLS: “If you really cared for me, you’d know!”
Painter: “Uh, what?” … “Hang on, my cell just rang”
LHWHTLS: “I didn’t hear it.”
Painter: “Yeah my Apple watch just vibrated.”
LHWHTLS: “I wondered why my loins pulsed!”
Painter to phone: “What? There’s a paint emergency across town? Wow, sounds bad. I’ll be right there!”
Painter: “Sorry ma’am but I have to go now! Big pain emergency across town! Bye!”
LHWHTLS to his back as he runs out slamming the door: “Damn, I guess when he said ‘What spot?’, I should have answered ‘My g-spot!'”…. “Now I’ll have to buy more batteries!”
Watch out for the lead paint.