No, wearing a scarf doesn’t mean you’re gay. It means you…uh, want to be a cowboy. That’s it. I mean–John Wayne wore scarves…or at least bandanas. Manly bandanas! Spit-in-your-eye, tough-guy bandanas!
So there you go! If you’re not wearing a bandana chances are…you’re gay!
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SCENE: A man and a woman--both wearing scarves--kiss.
BOTH (thinking) There! This proves I’m not gay!
BOTH (thinking) There! This proves I’m not gay!
What about Freddy on Scooby-Doo?
The exception to the rule? Or maybe he’s just stuck in a ’70s fashion mode.