I apologize if the world ends before you get a chance to read this. If you do read this then congratulations. Apparently your life is now complete.
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SCENE: Woman crying.
WOMAN: I wasn’t raptured! all those years of being a virgin...wasted!
WOMAN: I wasn’t raptured! all those years of being a virgin...wasted!
Is it wrong to use The End Of The World as a way to get sex?
I figure if I confess my sins right before I die, I’ll have a clean slate when I talk to God’s Bouncer.