Quit Smoking Again! And Again…

by | Jun 26, 2011 | Uncategorized | 4 comments

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SCENE: Man putting out a cigarette in an ashtray.

MAN: There! I just quit smoking! And it was easy…just like the last 12 times I did it today!

Art by Charles Nicholas and Sal Trapani

4 Comments

  1. Gerd Syllwasschy
    Gerd Syllwasschy on June 27, 2011 at 10:33 am

    Heh! I spent two nights at Dr. Lustig’s clinic earlier this month. Can confirm that his therapy works … even 20 times a day if need be!

    Reply
    • John Lustig
      John Lustig on June 27, 2011 at 8:55 pm

      Gerd, I think you need more therapy. I hope you and the charming Barbara can come back one of these days.

      Reply
      • Gerd Syllwasschy
        Gerd Syllwasschy on June 28, 2011 at 8:37 am

        We certainly wouldn’t want to miss out on that 50-percent voucher. I hope it doesn’t imply breakfast rationing!

        Reply
  2. Torsten Adair
    Torsten Adair on June 30, 2011 at 7:45 am

    I think I need a sex therapist to help me with my serial quitting…

    Reply

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