Original Vintage Art & Text
Art—possibly penciled and inked by Alice Kirkpatrick. All Romance #1, 1949.
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SCENE: Man has picked up a woman and is holding her in his arms. They are both smiling.
CAPTION: Exercise the Old Fashioned Way!
Pick up women,
not weights!
1949 Artist: Alice Kirkpatrick? Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.AllRomances1.1.lk41
DJP.lk41
CAPTION: Exercise the Old Fashioned Way!
Pick up women,
not weights!
1949 Artist: Alice Kirkpatrick? Restoration: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.AllRomances1.1.lk41
DJP.lk41
Him: “Feels like someone’s a frequent diner at the Cheesecake Factory…”
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Him: “Okay. When I open my eyes, you’ll sleep with me!”
Her: “And when I open my eyes, you’ll be handsome, have a job, and not be a douchebag!”
And that’s how they both learned wishes don’t always come true.
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My Soul Wasn’t My Own…But Then Neither Was My Blonde Hair Color. So It’s All Good.
My Soul Wasn’t My Own…I’m Into Some Really Kinky S#*t
My Soul Wasn’t My Own…But the Devil Keeps Asking Me If He Can Return It For An Instore Credit
My Soul Wasn’t My Own…Soon To Be A Netflix Original Series
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Sister Without Scruples,
Brother Without Banjos,
Mother Without Muffins,
Father Without Frisbees,
Uncle Without Ukuleles,
Cousin Without Chlamydia
(but don’t let him use the bathroom!),
Your…
Grandpa…
Phil!!!
Granny Without Garters,
Hubby Without Hangnails,
Wife Without White Socks,
And a Partridge In A Pear Tree!
Merry Chicken Boy Day everybody!
HEY!!!! Whoa whoa WHOA!!!!
The Cheesecake Factory isn’t on trial here!!
Jams, you forgot boyfriend without manboobs!
Yeah Yeah, not quite the pattern you were going for but Dang It! It works!
As always, funny as all get out, though!
I don’t know, weights don’t fight back when I randomly pick them up…
During a coed soccer game we were short on women players, and one of the women one my team told me to “..grab any women that show up.”
I told her they usually don’t like that.