Remember, kids! Getting turned on by fruit, vegetables or small household appliances doesn’t mean you’re a bad person. But we’ll punish you anyway–just to play it safe!
Art by the Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Kid Sister Blues” in FIRST KISS #31, 1963.
Transcript:
SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
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SCENE: A young woman eating a carrot in the kitchen talks to her mother.
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
MOTHER: I don’t care what you learned in school! In my house it’s a carrot! Not a phallic symbol!
SOUND: CRUNCH
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
31.5.3.1
“…but until those genital warts clear up, you’re not going anywhere!”
“…but you’ll be working with me at the homeless shelter all evening, and WAY too busy to go anywhere!”