My Favorite Secretary

My Favorite Secretary

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Sid Greene from the story “Betrayal for Love” in Diary Loves #2, Nov. 1949. Quality Comics..

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MAN: If my wife walks in, just pretend you’re my secretary!

WOMAN: Does this mean I get paid?

1949 Art: Sid Greene Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Pretends His Wife Is His Secretary: John Lustig

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The World’s Happiest Man

The World’s Happiest Man

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Al Avison from True Brides’ Experiences #11, April 1955, Harvey Comics.

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SCENE: Man and woman smiling at each other. The appear to be in their bathing suits.

MAN: You’ve made me the happiest man in the world!

WOMAN (thinking): Well, that makes three men...this week! A new record!

1955 Art: Al Avison? New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Rich Hernandez

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Bridal Oops

Bridal Oops

Behind the Scenes

Funny romance comic covers are rare. This one from 1956 was published without any dialogue. And it’s a great sight gag–even without dialogue.

But since this is Last Kiss I added text anyway to try and ramp up the joke. As often happens, I went through several rewrites before I was satisfied.

For the fun of it, here’s my first attempt at the gag (See below.) I thought it was too wordy and not quite twisted enough!

My first attempt at this gag–a little too wordy and not quite twisted enough.

 

Original Vintage Art & Text

Pencils by Dick Giordano? Inks by Dick Giordano from the cover of Brides in Love #1, Aug. 1956. Published by Charlton Comics.

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SCENE: Bride and groom are leaving when her small luggage opens and we see a photo of another man spilling out.

GROOM: That’s...my best man!

BRIDE: Yours? Can’t we share him?

1956 Inks (& possibly pencils too): Dick Giordano
Picture Perfect: John Lustig

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Bendable Me

Bendable Me

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Vince Colletta from the cover of First Kiss #5, Sept. 1958. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: Man and woman embracing, talking and probably about to kiss.

CAPTION: Never a social butterfly--or even a particularly likable caterpillar--Ron Redux doesn’t date! Or talk to women! Or even leave his house! But then, one day he’s struck by a magical bolt of comic book irony and becomes everyone’s favorite superhero...Major Success!

MAN: Nothing is impossible for me now! I can fly! turn time backwards! and bend men to my will!

WOMEN: What about women? Can you...bend me?

MAN: Honey, if you were anymore bendable, you’d be a puddle on the floor!

WOMAN: Then get a mop, baby! and kiss me quickly...because I‘m melting fast!

CAPTION: Remember, kids! Don’t try this at home...unless you’ve got flood insurance!

1958 Inks: Vince Colletta New Color: Allen Freeman
Have Mop, Will Travel: John Lustig

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Happy Together

Happy Together

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “My Outlaw Lover” in First Kiss #20, May 1961.

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SCENE: Woman angrily points her forefinger at a man as lighting storm rages behind her.

WOMAN: And I say we’re going to be happy...whether you like it... or not!

1961 Art: Vince Colletta Character Color: Allen Freeman
Happy to Be Me: John Lustig

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