Voting for Sex

Voting for Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #38, July 1964. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other---obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.

SMILING WOMAN: I voted!

SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!

CRYING WOMAN: If I vote maybe I'll be sexy too!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman

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Old-Fashioned Morality

Old-Fashioned Morality

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Good Ole Joe” in First Kiss #1, Dec. 1957. Published by Charlton.

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MOTHER (to young man and woman): Young lady, don’t you dare rush into marriage! You need tovtake it slow like your Dad and I did...and wait...‘til you’re pregnant!

1957 Art: Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” & John Lustig

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Don’t Be Scared…

Don’t Be Scared…

Seriously, please vote!

Many thanks to my frequent partner in hilarity Mike Pascale for coming up with the idea for today’s gag.

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Jack Keller from the story “Thunder on the Tracks” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: A happy man smoking a cigar and another man who appears to be scared or in shock as he holds his hands up to his cheeks. Behind them is a gloomy, but colorful Halloweenish background.

HAPPY MAN: Halloween’s over. Nothing to be afraid of now.

SCARED MAN: Except the election!

CAPTION: Don’t be scared! Vote!

1964 Art: Jack Keller New Character Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Horrific Humor: Mike Pascale & John Lustig

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Dying to Meet Her

Dying to Meet Her

Happy Halloween!

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SCENE: Beautiful vampire with a smear of blood on her upper chest, smiles in delight.

VAMPIRE: You’ve been dying to meet me? Watta coincidence! I died too! Wanna neck?

CAPTION: Countess Suckula had lots of great first dates. But digging up second dates was difficult! They were always such grave affairs!

Tricks & Treats: AI Magic & John Lustig

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Braaains?

Braaains?

This is a golden oldie from the Last Kiss Election archives with modified art (“zombification”) by the talented Mike Pascale!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “To Stella with Love” from First Kiss #3, 1958. Published by Charlton.

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ZOMBIE: BRAAAINS??

WOMAN: Sorry, I’m using mine to vote!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Non-Zombie Color: Allen Freeman
Zombification & Dead-On Dialogue: Mike Pascale

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