Turkey Lust

Turkey Lust

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SCENE: A male turkey and a female turkey are shown with a farm in the background.

MALE TURKEY: I’ll love you as long as I live!

FEMALE TURKEY (thinking): <Sigh> Every Thanksgiving Eve it’s the same thing...another one-night stand!

Turkey images by “Artists Eyes” & Dulcey Lima at Unsplash
Two-Night Stands, One Bed: John Lustig

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Just a Pizza?

Just a Pizza?

Pizza or turkey? Either way, here’s some pre-Thanksgiving fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in First Kiss #37, May 1964. Published by Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Bald-headed man looks through the kitchen doorway as a younger woman washes dishes and an older woman carries dishes.

MAN: My dears, the pizza delivery man is here…and he has an extra large pepperoni!

OLDER WOMAN: My mouth is watering!

CAPTION: Okay, I know what you’re thinking!

CAPTION: But sometimes a pizza is just a pizza!

CAPTION: But probably not this time...

1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella Deliveries: John Lustig

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Poor Mom!

Poor Mom!

More fun from Last Kiss super fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982.” Thanks, Jams!

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Last Kiss Presents...
That Was 1951, This Is Now!
PANEL #1 What she said in 1951...
OFFPANEL VOICE: Yes the running of the team will be out of my hands next season!
WOMAN (thinking): Then it's true! Stan is getting Dad's job!

PANEL 2: And what she'd say now!

WOMAN: He’s also getting Dad’s Wife! Poor mom! Third time this year!

1951 Art: Bill Ward New Color & Inks: Diego Jourdan Pereira
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig

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Sex Toys for All!

Sex Toys for All!

More Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Celardo from the story “I’m Always Yours” in Best Romance #5, Feb. 1952. Published by Standard.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Woman thinking as a newspaper boy rides by on his bike/bicycle.

WOMAN (thinking): Smalltownsville is so beautiful! I knew it was the perfect place to open my new shop and decent and friendly. Happy Sex Toys for Everyone!

NEWSPAPER BOY: Hey, lady! Thanks for the coupon!

1952 Art: John Celardo Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella Vibrating with Joy: John Lustig

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Comic Quiz

Comic Quiz

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio in the story “Made for Romance” in First Kiss #4, July 1958. Published by Charlton.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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CAPTION: Welcome to the Last Kiss Comic Exam! This test will determine if you’re a real comic fan or just a wannabe poseur! Ready? Okay, begin:

WOMAN: Which of the following is a sign you’re reading too many comic books?

A. You wear your underwear outside your clothes and announce that you’re a strange visitor from another planet! Everyone believes you--especially your mom!

B. You think rock stars dress too conservatively! Why don’t more of them wear capes and spandex?

C. You refuse to travel on Wednesdays because that’s when the new comic books arrive!

D. You cancelled delivery of your local newspaper because it doesn’t have enough comic strips. (And
it never arrives in mint condition!)

E. Your family can’t afford to eat because you spent all your money on a bronze, limited edition, extra busty bust of Power Girl!

ANSWER: None of the above! You can’t possibly read too many comics!

Who Done It:
Vince Colletta Studio

Allen Freeman

John Lustig

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