40 Years of Fun

40 Years of Fun

Answers to Questions No One Has Asked Yet—But Will!

Q: Did you really wear Groucho glasses on your wedding day.

A: Yes, but only after the ceremony when we wanted to look cool.

Q: Why did you get married on St. Patrick’s Day?

A: Shelagh’s family is Irish (via Scotland and Canada,) And it seemed like a lucky date. (Plus, I had a green tie that I’d been wanting to wear.)

Q: How did you meet?

A: After my mom had cancer surgery, Shelagh was one of my mother’s nurses. I met Shelagh when she was on duty the night before my mother was discharged. I wanted to see Shelagh again so, I looked her up in the phone book (remember those?) and asked her out. A few weeks later I proposed. And she’s been stuck with me ever since.

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SCENE A bride (Shelagh Lustig) and a groom (John Lustig) are wearing Groucho Marx glasses, noses and mustaches on their wedding day.

SHELAGH: I love a man with a good sense of humor!

JOHN: Really? is he anyone I know?

Happy 40th Wedding Anniversary
to my muse & partner in matrimonial mischief:
Shelagh Boroughs Lustig

(And Happy St. Patrick’s Day
to everyone else.)

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King of the Leprechauns?

King of the Leprechauns?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from the story “The Serious Type” in First Kiss #13, March 1960. Charlton Comics. The story beings on Page 3.

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SCENE: A woman side-eyes a leprechaun in the background.

WOMAN (thinking): Sure he’s King of the Leprechauns tonight! But tomorrow he’ll just be Rory O’Hara, King of Burgers!

1960 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
Leprechaun Transformation: Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Jennifer M. Contino

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Leprechaun Lust

Leprechaun Lust

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Alberta Tewks from the story “Private Affair” in All True Romance #19, Sept. 1954. Comic Media. The story begins on Page 19.

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BEAUTIFUL WOMAN: I’m not irish! Do you mind?

LEPRECHAUN: No, Lass! When it comes to women…I’m broadminded!

1954 Art: Alberta Tewks Color: Pereira & Pascale
Leprechaun Transformation: Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Jennifer M. Contino & John Lustig

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The Joy of Small Packages

The Joy of Small Packages

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959. Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.

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SCENE: A leprechaun is facing away from us as it talks to a beautiful, young woman.

LEPRECHAUN: Good things come in small packages, lassie! He fooled me with that line last month—-dressed as Cupid! But he’s so cute! Maybe he won’t sleep with my sister this time!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Freeman & Pascale
Leprechaun Transformation: Mike Pascale
Dialogue: Jennifer M. Contino & John Lustig

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Underwear Drawer

Underwear Drawer

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Reed Crandall from The Ray story in Smash #24, July 1941. Quality Comics. The story starts on Page 3.

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SCENE: A young, red-headed boy named Bucky.

BUCKY: it’s a bargain, fellas! I’m only charging a nickel to look in my sis’s underwear drawer! And for a dime you can also read her diary!

Bucky created by
Jack Enyart & John Lustig
© & ™ 2024 Last Kiss Inc
1941 Art: Reed Crandall Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Diary Dialogue: John Lustig
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