No Sex, Please! We’re Comic Characters!

No Sex, Please! We’re Comic Characters!

So…fake it ’til you make it?

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Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by John Tartaglione from “My Confidence Man” in First Kiss #5, 1958. Charlton. The story begins on Page 13.

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SCENE: Man and woman looking very serious and somewhat depressed together.

MAN: it’s okay! I’ve been faking my orgasms too!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Orgasmic Gag: John Lustig

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Tarzan Gets a “New Jane”

Tarzan Gets a “New Jane”

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Jack Kamen from the cover of JoJo Congo King #16. June 1948. Fox Comics.

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CAPTION: Tarzan is about to rescue Jane from certain death for the 10th time this week when he discovers...

SCENE: A young woman is tied up and hanging by her ankles from a rope. Tarzan (holding a knife) and a lion are rushing towards her.

TARZAN: Wait!!! You aren’t Jane!

LION (thinks): Whoever she is--can I eat her?

YOUNG WOMAN: I’m Jann. I’m fillin’ in so Jane can get a break...from “certain death...”and WHAT she calls “%$#@ing rescue sex!” ...AND leapin’ Leopards! is that a banana in your pants or am I just EXTRA glad to see you?!

1948 Art: Jack Kamen? Jungle Jollies: John Lustig

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Minnie the Mind Reader

Minnie the Mind Reader

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, 1959. Charlton. The story begins on Page 3.

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TITLE/LOGO: Minnie the Mind Reader

SCENE: A man has his back to us. In the background, a woman faces him and looks at him.

WOMAN (thinking): He likes my hair! He wants to kiss my plump lips! He wants to motorboat my girls! He wants to...oh my! This one’s a keeper!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Writer: Tony Isabella

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Birthday Sex

Birthday Sex

Actually Jan. 25 is my birthday. So…happy me!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “He Loves Me Not” in First Kiss #3, May 1958. Published by Charlton. The story begins on Page 14.

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WOMAN TALKING TO A MAN: Sex? Tonight? But it's not a holiday...or your birthday!

1958 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman

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Seeing Someone Else?

Seeing Someone Else?

A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. From the art for a text story call “Love Is All” in Thrilling Romances #25 , March 1954. Published by Standard Comics. The story begins on Page 24.

 

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WOMAN: I’ll say it: I’m seeing someone else!



MAN: What? Who is the blighter?



WOMAN: That’s not what I mean. I don’t like how you look.



WOMAN: So when we have sex, I picture someone else.



MAN: But we can still have sex, right?



MAN: I can work with that.

1954 Artist Unknown Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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