by John | Nov 12, 2024 | Blog
My thanks for the joke to Last Kiss super fan fine jams and jellies since 1982!
Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, April 1959. Published by Charlton.
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↓ TranscriptWOMAN: Oh, darling, are you thinking what I’m thinking?
MAN: If you’re imagining Hugh Jackman naked then... YES!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
Imagining Better Jokes: Fine Jams & John Lustig
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by John | Nov 11, 2024 | Uncategorized
Happy Veterans day from me, Allen Freeman and Felina Vie!
↓ TranscriptSCENE: Felina Vie is sitting on a stool, saluting. Behind her is an airplane--military transport aircraft. Either probably a Douglas C-47.
FELINA: Thank you for your service:
CAPTION: Happy Veterans Day!
Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Drooling: John Lustig
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by John | Nov 7, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” in First Kiss #1, 1957. Published by Charlton.
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↓ TranscriptMAN (to woman): That gorgeous blonde in the red dress with the plunging neckline? Honest, I barely noticed her!
1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Character Color: Dan McConnell
Plunging Punchlines: John Lustig
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by John | Nov 5, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. (I believe the story originally appeared in Bride’s Secrets #3, 1954. But full disclosure—I can’t find my copy to double check.)
↓ TranscriptSCENE: A woman is dressing--putting on a stocking--as a cat sits nearby and licks it's paw.
CAT (thinking): I thought dogs were colorblind, not humans. Purrrrrrple stockings, brown camisole, black skirt? How cat-a-strophicly gauche.
Original 1950s artist unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jennifer M. Contino
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by John | Nov 4, 2024 | Blog
Original Vintage Art & Text
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↓ TranscriptSCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other---obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.
SMILING WOMAN: I voted!
SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!
CRYING WOMAN: If I vote maybe I'll be sexy too!
1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
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