Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

Are You Thinking What I’m Thinking?

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Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in First Kiss #8, April 1959. Published by Charlton.

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WOMAN: Oh, darling, are you thinking what I’m thinking?

MAN: If you’re imagining Hugh Jackman naked then... YES!

1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Color: Allen Freeman
Imagining Better Jokes: Fine Jams & John Lustig
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Vie for Victory

Vie for Victory

Happy Veterans day from me, Allen Freeman and Felina Vie!

 

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SCENE: Felina Vie is sitting on a stool, saluting. Behind her is an airplane--military transport aircraft. Either probably a Douglas C-47.

FELINA: Thank you for your service:

CAPTION: Happy Veterans Day!

Model: Felina Vie Photo: Allen Freeman Drooling: John Lustig
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Barely Noticed She’s a Woman

Barely Noticed She’s a Woman

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “One Stolen Kiss” in First Kiss #1, 1957. Published by Charlton.

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MAN (to woman): That gorgeous blonde in the red dress with the plunging neckline? Honest, I barely noticed her!

1957 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Character Color: Dan McConnell
Plunging Punchlines: John Lustig

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A Cat’s Guide to Fashion

A Cat’s Guide to Fashion

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. (I believe the story originally appeared in Bride’s Secrets #3, 1954. But full disclosure—I can’t find my copy to double check.)

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SCENE: A woman is dressing--putting on a stocking--as a cat sits nearby and licks it's paw.

CAT (thinking): I thought dogs were colorblind, not humans. Purrrrrrple stockings, brown camisole, black skirt? How cat-a-strophicly gauche.

Original 1950s artist unknown New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jennifer M. Contino

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Voting for Sex

Voting for Sex

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Dick Giordano from Teen-Age Love #38, July 1964. Published by Charlton.

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SCENE: In the foreground, a young woman and man are smiling at each other---obviously interested in each other. In the foreground, a young woman is crying.

SMILING WOMAN: I voted!

SMILING MAN: That’s so sexy!

CRYING WOMAN: If I vote maybe I'll be sexy too!

1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman

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