Lust? Let’s Pretend!

Lust? Let’s Pretend!

Phone sex without the phone?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreaker” in First Kiss #12, 1960.

Synopsis of original 1960 story “Heartbreakers) courtesy of https://comicbookplus.com/:

Jill is the “campus queen,” who flirts with boys and breaks their hearts. She becomes interested in new student Ron and thinks she’s found true love at last. However, Ron says he’s taking someone else to the prom, and now Jill has “learned my lesson…the hard way!”

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MAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?

WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!

MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!

1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Pretending to Be Awake: John Lustig

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A Rich Mystery

A Rich Mystery

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Alice Kirkpatrick from the story “Claimed by the Past” in Cinderella Love #11, Fall 1952. Published by Ziff-Davis.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Man in a tuxedo helping a woman on with her wrap or coat.

WOMAN: Being rich is so much fun! I wonder why anyone chooses to be poor!

MAN: It's a mystery!

1952 Art: Alice Kirkpatrick Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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Forever…for now

Forever…for now

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Surprise Party” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.

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↓ Transcript
MAN (to woman): Dearest, I believe with all my heart...that marriage is a sacred union...that lasts forever! So, stop listening to my ex-wives...and
sign the prenup!

1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Marriage Counselor to Imaginary People: John Lustig

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Are You Feeling Sheepish?

Are You Feeling Sheepish?

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art possibly by Robert Webb. From Secret Romances #13, 1953. Superior Comics. (No link because the original comic is not online.)

↓ Transcript
WOMAN: Let me explain something to you, sugah. When you post that “Your Body, My Choice, Forever” MEME to me...what I’m reading is “I wish I were a gelding.” No problem. Just hand me those sheep shears.

1958 Art: Robert Webb? New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Jenny Blake

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Honeymoon Plans

Honeymoon Plans

Original Vintage Art & Text

Artist unknown. Art from the story “Momism or Me” in Great Lover Romance #16, June 1954. Published by Toby Press.

↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man kissing the side of a woman's neck. She has her eyes closed in rapture.

MAN: This is the best honeymoon I’ve ever had!

WOMAN: Same here. But next time let’s try...marrying each other!

Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira

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