Cheesy Humor

Cheesy Humor

Happy Friday the 13th!

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SCENE: A black cat staring up at a big moon.

CAT (thinking): I hear the Moon is made out of cheese. Gosh! it sounds delicious! There must be lots of mice!

Art: AI Magic Cheezy Writer: John Lustig

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Courtship? Completely Clueless!

Courtship? Completely Clueless!


More Last Kiss fun courtesy of fan writer “fine jams and jellies since 1982!”

(Last week I launched That Was Then, This Is Now” as an occasional Last Kiss feature. If you missed my announcement and want to know more, here it is.)

 

 

 

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Last Kiss Presents...
That Was 1963, This Is Now!
What the characters said in 1963...
And what they’d say now!
WOMAN: Well, I did tell you my ring size! and I e-mailed you a list of honeymoon locations!

Next I signed you up for that seminar “How to Make a Commitment!” and then I rented a billboard that said, “Darling, You Knocked Me Up Again...

“We Really Should Make Sure At Least One of our Children is Legitimate!”

But I guess that was too subtle for you.

1963 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman & Mike Pascale
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig

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Bubble Bath Beauty

Bubble Bath Beauty

Original Vintage Art & Text

Art by Bill Ward From Torchy #4, May 1950. Quality Comics.

Curious to see more? Click the link above to read the entire vintage comic book for free on ComicBookPlus.com.

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SCENE: Woman taking a bubble bath.

CAPTION #1: She adored her long luxurious bubble baths.

CAPTION #2: They made even her natural bubbles...

CAPTION #3: ...smell divine.

CAPTION #4: Bathing with Flora was a gas!

1950 Art: Bill Ward New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella

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She Always Lands on Her Feet

She Always Lands on Her Feet

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Woman in a sexy cat costume: I'm a single, childless cat woman. You have a problem with that?
Art: Purrfect AI Cat Herder: John Lustig

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That Was 1958, This Is Now!

That Was 1958, This Is Now!

I’m excited to present a new, reoccurring Last Kiss feature: “That Was Then, This Is Now!” I created it primarily to showcase the humor of long-time fan “fine jams and jellies since 1982.”
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For years Jams has been making outrageously funny comments here on my website. I’ve turned a few into Last Kiss comics. But—because Jams’ quips are about the vintage comics on my site—most are best enjoyed when seen with those comics.
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So I came up “That Was Then, This Is Now!” I hope you like it. More are on the way over the coming weeks and months.
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Many thanks to Jams for all the hilarity and letting me adapt his quips.
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—John Lustig

 

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Last Kiss Presents...
That Was 1958, This Is Now!
What the characters said in 1958...
And what they’d say now!

And once I convince him to drop that restraining order...we'll be together forever!
1958 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
New Dialogue: “fine jams and jellies since 1982” Edits: John Lustig
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