O Christmas Cold

O Christmas Cold!

(Sung to the tune of “O Christmas Tree)

O Christmas Cold! O Christmas Cold!
My nose runs so! My snot grows!
O Christmas Cold! O Christmas Cold!
My nose runs so! My snot grows!
Not yet green. Thank God it’s clear!
But I glow like Rudy Reindeer!
O Christmas Cold! O Christmas Cold!
My nose runs so! My snot grows!
---John Lustig (and his cold)
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