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Transcript
SCENE: One man is about to hit another man as a woman looks on in dismay.
MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!
1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com
DJP.lk271
AllTrueRomance19.15.2
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SCENE: One man is about to hit another man as a woman looks on in dismay.
MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!
1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com
DJP.lk271
AllTrueRomance19.15.2
MAN: No smooching, you bum! She’s my kissing cousin! Not yours!
1954 Pencils: Alberta Tewks Re-Creation: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Background: Kristaps Ungurs on Unsplash.com
DJP.lk271
AllTrueRomance19.15.2
Sorry, Bob, but I prefer women. That time with you was special… but also I was drunk. And the lights were out. And I tripped. Uphill. Both ways. Then the dog ate my homework…
Rex, I read your comment twice—both times uphill. And I laughed both times.
But your homework is safe, I hope? 😉
Fortunately, my dog (who doesn’t exist) has never eaten my homework (which also doesn’t exist.)
Unfortunately, my computer (which does exist) would undoubtedly eat my homework (if it did exist.)
I blame the homework!