Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
Transcript:
WOMAN: Sorry! I don’t date pretentious phonies!
MAN: Me either! But I’m making an exception for you!
Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
FK05.5.3.5
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WOMAN: Sorry! I don’t date pretentious phonies!
MAN: Me either! But I’m making an exception for you!
Art by John Tartaglione from the story "The Sea Green Eyes!" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
FK05.5.3.5
MAN: Me either! But I’m making an exception for you!
Art by John Tartaglione from the story "The Sea Green Eyes!" in FIRST KISS #5, 1958.
FK05.5.3.5
“…You’ll be terrific! Unlike in bed. Where you’re terrible.”
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“Oh, did I mention your brother and I will be on stage with you, and that we’ll both be nude? We’ll be doing some…uhh… ‘interpretive dance’ to go with your reading? Anyway, don’t worry about it. You just read your little sonnets and ignore what goes on behind you.”
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“And just remember:they’ll be laughing with you. Not at you.”
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“Trust me! I created Olestra and introduced Whitney Houston to Bobby Brown. So I know a thing or two about good ideas!”
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He’s not terrific in bed?
Obviously, his performance would be vastly better if he was reciting his poetry in bed. In fact, his performance would be better if he was doing almost anything else in bed!
He looks like the kind of guy that would buy her a present from glowfuckyourself.com
True. And he saves a lot by buying in the “Slightly Used” section of the website. Second-hand dildos are dirty dirt cheap when you buy in bulk.
Pretentious phonies? Hey, they’re both right!
Definitely. They’re a set. Pretentious in stereo.
Geez, even in the original art, she doesn’t look too happy with the situation.
Does she actually know how bad is poetry is and doesn’t want to admit it, or does he need a bath? 😉
In the original story, his poetry is supposedly great. I have my doubts, though. I think she’s just flattering him so he’ll agree to take a badly needed bath…with her.