Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman nurse using judo (or some such martial art) to throw a man in a shabby alley.
CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts…one butthead at a time!
NURSE: Don’t you know…smoking is dangerous?
MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?
CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman
40.3.3.6
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Condemned” in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman nurse using judo (or some such martial art) to throw a man in a shabby alley.
CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts...one butthead at a time!
NURSE: Don’t you know...smoking is dangerous?
MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?
CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman
40.3.3.6
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
CAPTION: Nighty-Night Nurse (the hard-slugging angel of mercy) stamps out butts...one butthead at a time!
NURSE: Don’t you know...smoking is dangerous?
MAN: Gulp! More dangerous than this?
CAPTION: Remember, Kids! The only good butt is below your waist!
1965 Art: Vince Colletta Studio
Color by Allen Freeman
40.3.3.6
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "Condemned" in First Kiss #40, Jan. 1965.
“You are going to let me take your temperature in the manner I deem best Mister Man! And that is final!”
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Greta specialized in rough tricks who were into both cosplay and judo throws.
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He jumped for Joy. But Joy moved and he hit the floor.
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“Wow! It really is raining men! So why do I keep getting stuck with the drips?”
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Ladies and Gentlemen! Tonight! For one night only! Nurse Ratched vs Big Red! One will fly east! One will fly west! And both will ruuuuuuuuuuuu-mble! In the cuckoo’s nest!”
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I was sure you’d sit this one out, Jam, since there’s no dialogue in the original. I’m glad you didn’t. These are great!
I am 1,000% ok with this treatment of smokers.
And I’m 100 percent okay with that, Rex.
AND she’s doing it in heels! I must confess to a bit of a fetish for “sensible white nurse’s shoes”.
Dave, I have it on semi-good authority that Nighty-Night Nurse always wears “sensible white nurse’s shoes” on dates. And during sex.
John,
Is this you under an alias? Or is it Jams??
https://imgur.com/gallery/RgDEBTo
It’s not me, Dave. And I suspect not Jams. But there are some great gags here! Thanks for sharing this.
Not me either. Though I agree they are great. Especially 4, 5, and 6.