Original Vintage Art & Text
Transcript:
SCENE: A man and a woman are outside a jewelry store looking through the store window at engagement rings.
CAPTION: Last Kiss Jewelry “Our prices are nearly as cheap–as you are!”
WOMAN: Let’s go in and price rings–just for fun! It’s not like you have to marry me…even if I find one I love!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Diamond in the Rough: John Lustig
21.1.5.4
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SCENE: A man and a woman are outside a jewelry store looking through the store window at engagement rings.
CAPTION: Last Kiss Jewelry “Our prices are nearly as cheap--as you are!”
WOMAN: Let’s go in and price rings--just for fun! It’s not like you have to marry me...even if I find one I love!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Diamond in the Rough: John Lustig
21.1.5.4
CAPTION: Last Kiss Jewelry “Our prices are nearly as cheap--as you are!”
WOMAN: Let’s go in and price rings--just for fun! It’s not like you have to marry me...even if I find one I love!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Diamond in the Rough: John Lustig
21.1.5.4
She’d be more convincing if she was looking at Ted and not the jewelry. Also the window licking doesn’t help.
Wait…licking windows is a bad thing?! Well, NOW I know. That would explain a lot….
Dude…….
IT’S
A
TRAP
!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
She has an outsized head for a petite looking body.
I get distracted by women with extra large heads. Well, that’s not totally true. I get distracted by virtually all women.
Chicks, man…..
DANGER, WILL ROBINSON! DANGER! DANGER!