Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani from the story “Honeymoon Continued” in First Kiss #24, Jan. 1962. Curious to see more? Click the link to read the entire vintage comic book.
Transcript:
SCENE: Middle-aged woman is talking to a younger woman. The younger woman is drinking from a teacup.
MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN: Y-You’re sleeping with my son?
YOUNGER WOMAN: I’m not sure! Can you describe him?
1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
24.3.2.3
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Middle-aged woman is talking to a younger woman. The younger woman is drinking from a teacup.
MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN: Y-You’re sleeping with my son?
YOUNGER WOMAN: I’m not sure! Can you describe him?
1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
24.3.2.3
MIDDLE-AGED WOMAN: Y-You’re sleeping with my son?
YOUNGER WOMAN: I’m not sure! Can you describe him?
1962 Art: Charles Nicholas & Sal Trapani Color: Allen Freeman
24.3.2.3
“But you’re here for dinner every Sunday, and I’ve prepared…
…Hookers!”
“Hookers? Well…I guess we will be by for dinner on Sunday!”
That’s right! Smart Moms serve Hookers for dinner! They’re the family friendly treat that will keep ’em coming to the dinner table! And under the dinner table! And probably on top of it too.
“Are you enjoying your hookers little Johnny?”
“Boy am I! They’re not just prostitutes! They’re prositilicious!”
So thrill your family with Hookers for dinner. Comes in Plain Jane, Spicy Mexican, and Saucy Italian flavors.
Remember Moms: Hookers. They’re not just for breakfast anymore.
So get Hookers, The Breakfast of Champions!
Prostilicious would be prostate-flavored. I don’t want to (but had better) know how little Johnny knows what prostates taste like.
Mom, I can assure you when we are together in the bedroom. Sleep is the last thing on our minds.
Yes, lay out a “spread” so everyone gets their favorite.