Ladies, please don’t be afraid to lie to me. Thank you!
Original Vintage Art & Text
Transcript:
SMILING MAN: Women always say it’s not my fault when we break up!
SKEPTICAL WOMAN: And you believe them?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue, Lettering and Excuses: John Lustig
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↓ Transcript
SMILING MAN: Women always say it’s not my fault when we break up!
SKEPTICAL WOMAN: And you believe them?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue, Lettering and Excuses: John Lustig
DJP.lk99
Brides-in-Love-10.15.1
SKEPTICAL WOMAN: And you believe them?
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Re-ink & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Dialogue, Lettering and Excuses: John Lustig
DJP.lk99
Brides-in-Love-10.15.1
How Buzz knows Whitlow’s party will be wild…
…It’s an Underwear Optional affair.
…Anne wasn’t invited. And any party’s better when Anne’s not around.
…Because Whitlow’s shack is a little ol’ place
We can get together!
Love Shack Anne!
or, depending on how old you are
…Because Daft Punk is playing at his house! His house!
…Because Whitlow’s first name is Caligula.
…Because Whitlow’s neighbors have the Vice Squad on speed dial.
…Whitlow’s shack is also known as Studio 54.
…Cos there ain’t no party like a Whitlow party and a Whitlow party don’t stop! Whoot whoot!
Tin Roof
Rusted
Great stuff, Jams. Hey, I think “Underwear Optional” should be the new tag line for Last Kiss!
Your wish is our commando…
Is underwear still underwear if you don’t wear anything over it?
Nope, and if you put it on your head, it will be a hat! I’m too sexy for my hat, too sexy for my hat! What do you think about that?
Just be careful which direction you have the skidmarks facing…
Ignoring the dialogue… She’s looking at him like my niece looks at her husband when he turns all “Chinese Eyed” after indulging in the Devil’s Tobacco.
Dear God! Look at that mustache! And don’t get me started on his haircut! When I saw that, the first thing that came to mind was the thought “I guess never knew there were nerd porn stars!