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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on May 7, 2020 at 10:10 pm

   “At long last I had painted those pine trees the perfect shade of white!”
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   “Momma always said it’s good to stay busy during a yeast infection!”
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   “Then one day,after I was done mowing the lawn which was growing inside the room with orange walls, I suddenly realized…what the hell kind of house was this anyway?”
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   “At last I had painted over all the blood splatters and found all the shell casings with the metal detector. Now all that was left was to dispose of the bodies of those meddling kids…and their Great Dane too!”
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   “And that kept me busy for a few weeks. But when I caught myself fantasizing about taking the paint roller to the hot tub, I had to admit that it was time to start having sex again.”
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   “But then the neighbors called the cops on me for doing all that without a face mask…”
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   “At last my dream home was coated with fresh lead paint and insulated with plenty of asbestos!”

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     John on May 7, 2020 at 11:49 pm

     One of your best yet, Jams! I particularly enjoyed the last one—the lead paint and asbestos references. So much of that was really applied (and liberally) in the 1950s and ’60s!

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   LovesWomenEvenDuringLockdown on May 19, 2020 at 9:04 am

   I’m sure glad my wife doesn’t read this comic. Since we’ve both been working at home, she’s been cleaning out closets and toss tons of old stuff out.

   If she saw this, she might realize I’m old and toss me out too!

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     John on May 25, 2020 at 4:27 pm

     Surely she’d keep you–somewhere. It sounds like there’s plenty of room in those closets now.

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