Are you a moron?
To find out, just send me all your available cash.
As soon as I receive it, I’ll know if you’re a moron. And you’ll know too—because I’ll contact you. And ask for a lot more money.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vernon Greene from the story “I Ran from Love” in New Romances #11, May 1952. Published by Standard.
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WOMAN (biting a handkerchief): Men are morons! But...oh! How I need a moron!
1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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New Romances #11
1952 Art: Vernon Greene Re-Creation: Elite Avni-Sharon
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New Romances #11
Top 10 reasons Steve didn’t drive her home/they are through.
10) Ella looks like her mother’s daughter from a distance. But her mother’s older sister up close.
9) Steve was disturbed to find out Ella doesn’t have a penis. His last four girl friends all had penises. Why doesn’t Ella?
8) Take your boyfriend to a P Diddy party they said. You’ll both have a good time they said.
7) Turns out that “Take Your Boyfriend to Work” Day doesn’t go too well when you work at a strip club.
6) Turns out ignorance of the law is no excuse…especially when it comes to transporting dead hookers across state lines.
5) Steve turned out to be a Mama’s boy. Which wouldn’t have been so bad if he hadn’t still been breast feeding.
4) Steve is nice and all. But Ella just isn’t ready to give up the fast paced life of a small town librarian just yet.
3) Steve found her habit of pulling handkerchiefs out of her mouth unsettling. It made him wonder what might come out of her body’s other orifices.
2) According to the prophecy of old, Ella’s thighs will be conquered only by He who will be named “White Pleasure Stallion”.
Until then, Ella must wait.
1) It’s in the title.
Ella ran from love.
She ran so far away.
She just raaaaaa-aaan
She ran for night and day.
She had to get away.
She’s multi-talented! Small town librarian AND a stripper!! Someone’s been reading their Penthouse? *wink*
Small towns. Sigh… I recall a couple of decades back a small town bar made local headlines, quite the scandal, by having topless waitresses/dancers.
I always thought the idea never worked out for them because, sheeesh, the local talent pool was such that no one wants to see that while they’re eating.
Note: The DunBar in Dunbar, NE. My memory of it may be scant on the details but that’s the gist of it.
Whoooo-hooooo, boys!!! Lowered expectations for the win!!!
So many morons to choose from. Really, they’re everywhere.
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