Obviously, this gag is worth at least $1 million. But would my mom approve of it? Probably not.
Original Vintage Art & Text
Inks by Dick Giordano from the story “Heartbreakers” in First Kiss #12, Jan. 1960. Published by Charlton.
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↓ Transcript
SCENE: A very dressed up man and woman are coming out of a building--possibly a night club.
WOMAN: I told mom I was marrying a millionaire! And guess what? She approves!
MAN: Me? A millionaire?! But I’m not...
WOMAN: And I’ll tell Mom that someday...after the wedding! But for now...she approves!!!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Richie Rich’s Illegimate Brother: John Lustig
12.3.4.1.ShortFlat
WOMAN: I told mom I was marrying a millionaire! And guess what? She approves!
MAN: Me? A millionaire?! But I’m not...
WOMAN: And I’ll tell Mom that someday...after the wedding! But for now...she approves!!!
1960 Inks: Dick Giordano Color: Allen Freeman
Richie Rich’s Illegimate Brother: John Lustig
12.3.4.1.ShortFlat
I was going home with Ted, and that was that.
What happened in that Change Room to make him upset? I think they went in in living color and came out black and white. I’d be a upset too.
As a side note, this is the quality content for which I come to the internet: (I’ve no idea if the preceding is grammatically correct. Also I’m confounded by parenthesis.)
https://imgur.com/gallery/7VFevDW
Things like this and Last Kiss…
“I was a pole dancer at a strip club and enjoyed showing my skills.”
“Yes, mom he’s got millions*”
* of something, I’m sure. Dead skin cells, dried sperm….
“Yes, mom I’m still a virgin*”
* I haven’t played pickleball, ever