Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “From Out of the Past” in First Kiss #15, July 1960. Published by Charlton.
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MAN: Accept it, Babe! Men are men! And women are…
WOMAN: So much better!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Character Color: Allen Freeman
Better Than the Average Bear: John Lustig
15.1.8.1Clear
WOMAN: So much better!
1960 Art: Vince Colletta Studio New Character Color: Allen Freeman
Better Than the Average Bear: John Lustig
15.1.8.1Clear
“That’s not fair! I was thinking of you! Every time I slept with your sister, I made sure to call out your name!”
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“That’s not fair! I was thinking of you! Mostly your breasts. And quite a bit about your butt. Oh yeah. And the rest of you. Body. Mind. Spirit. Etc. Etc.”
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“That’s not fair! I was thinking of you! Just not often and only when I wished someone was around to do my laundry.”
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When they decorated their living room, they paid particular attention that everything matched. Just not to anything else in the room.
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In a world without competent editors, they found themselves living the nightmare of….EXCESSIVE SENTENCE FRAGMENTS!
More suspense? Are they surviving? Sure. Why not?
Throbbing passions! Random sentiments! Sockolla Daddy-O!
What else needs to be said?
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It’s National Sockolla Day! Try using “sockolla” in conversation!
Here’s some examples to help you get started:
“I’m sorry Officer. That powder is just a little sockolla. Nothing to get excited about.”
“I like to give my woman plenty of sockolla. Wait. Why are you reaching for that pepper spray?”
“And then I screamed out “Sockolla!” Well he just freaked out! Jumped out of the bed and was still pulling on his underwear as he went out the front door.”
Careful….. “Sockolla” might be tradework of a hosiery company…
I think we should all write our congresspersons and demand that National Sockolla Day be made an official national holiday! (We can figure out what a Sockolla is later.)
If it’s not already a trademark or copyright of some sock company, they’re apparently ALL asleep at the switch! Or wheel. Or whatever. It’s not like they care, they’re clearly asleep… slackers!!
… especially in bed!
… at everything, except for for opening lids on jars
.… except for except for reaching things on high shelves
.… and going to cost you a lot more than you think tonight
.… and be careful of your next words, because you know where my hand is right now.
Maybe he was in Sokolka, Poland and Cuba was a cover story.