Art by Dick Giordano in Romantic Story #72, June 1964.
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SCENE: A moonlight cruise. In the background a man in a captain's hat and a redheaded woman embrace and are about to kiss. In the foreground, a beautiful brunette woman looks on with longing. Superimposed over her is a broken heart.
REDHEAD: This is my maiden voyage!
CAPTAIN: Not for long!
BRUNETTE (thinking): Oh, barf!
CAPTION: Try not to lose your lunch when you read her tasteful tale of woe...
HEART CAPTION: "I Was Seasick...with Lust!"
1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
DG.RomanticStory72.0ModifiedHeart.tif
REDHEAD: This is my maiden voyage!
CAPTAIN: Not for long!
BRUNETTE (thinking): Oh, barf!
CAPTION: Try not to lose your lunch when you read her tasteful tale of woe...
HEART CAPTION: "I Was Seasick...with Lust!"
1964 Art: Dick Giordano New Color: Allen Freeman
DG.RomanticStory72.0ModifiedHeart.tif
Kissing = “making love”? I guess things really were different back then. That’s how all those wives got pregnant even when they were sleeping in separate bed….
Also, speaking as someone who has been seasick: that’s all you have on your mind. I’ve heard people say they wanted to die, but that’s after the fact. During, you’re miserable and only miserable.
Kinda like this whole year, no?
Back then, “making love” meant being romantic, not having sexual intercourse.
I would not have made a good time traveler….. some ladies would have been VERY surprised when they said they wanted to make love!
That’s why you time travel, right?
“She’s a virgin???” we all thought with disbelief.
She’s never sailed on this particular cruise line.
“Well, let me know when it IS hard enough to do!”
O Captain! He’s “navigating through life using his dick as a compass”. (A quote from a friend of mine who was fresh off his third marriage/divorce.)
He puts the dog in ‘Sea Dog’.