A new Last Kiss by Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
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SCENE: Man and woman kissing.
ANNOUNCER 1: The world record for the longest kiss is...
ANNOUNCER 1: ...58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds.
ANNOUNCER 1: I think they have a shot at it.
ANNOUNCER 2: Are they still breathing?
ANNOUNCER 1: They’re just taking a nap.
ANNOUNCER 1: Look below his waist.
ANNOUNCER 2: Wow! That young fellow must be having...
ANNOUNCER 1: ...one heck of a terrific dream!
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FK13.2.1.1
ANNOUNCER 1: The world record for the longest kiss is...
ANNOUNCER 1: ...58 hours, 35 minutes and 58 seconds.
ANNOUNCER 1: I think they have a shot at it.
ANNOUNCER 2: Are they still breathing?
ANNOUNCER 1: They’re just taking a nap.
ANNOUNCER 1: Look below his waist.
ANNOUNCER 2: Wow! That young fellow must be having...
ANNOUNCER 1: ...one heck of a terrific dream!
DJP.lk380
FK13.2.1.1
“I wanted life and love on a bigger, more exciting scale…”
but mostly, I wanted to live in a place that didn’t have mutant roses with girls growing out of them; you know, the ones that will suck your brains out through your mouth and by tugging on your tongue turn your penis from an outie to an innie.
Sentient, mobile, evil roses with thorns injecting hallucinogenic chemicals into your body. You’d pray for the sweet release of death if only you could form a coherent thought.
Luckily they only come to life on the night of a pale, featureless full moon.