Let’s Share

Art by John Tartaglione from the story “The Sea Green Eyes!” from First Kiss #5, 1958.

MAN IN SCARF: Let’s get married! Then we can share scarves!

WOMAN IN SCARF: And underwear!

1958 Art: John Tartaglione Color: Allen Freeman

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fine jams and jellies since 1982 on June 23, 2020 at 8:36 pm

“I haven’t been listening to the sea…Only to my heart!..

…And right now my heart is saying MONKEY LOVES JUICE! MONKEY LOVES JUICE!”
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…I have to listen to my heart. My brain hasn’t answered me in years.”
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…and my heart is saying, ‘Really girlfriend. You could do better.'”
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…and my heart is looking at that ascot and vowing to never let you dress yourself again.”
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…and my heart is looking up your nostrils and suddenly thinking of spiders. Hairy, hairy spiders.”
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…and my heart is telling me ‘okay…just keep him between you and the sniper…'”
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And so ends the tender romance of Lydia of the Sea Green Eyes and Ralph of the Booze Red Nose…

MONKEY LOVES JUICE!

Dave Dell on June 24, 2020 at 4:03 am

Jams – That’s a top ten set of humorous dialogue.

He bears a resemblance to my recollection of Liberace. I’ve a feeling she’s going to have a nice life as a professional beard.

Rex on June 24, 2020 at 11:23 am

Even the manliest of men to ever man, Homer Simpson, has worn women’s undergarments.

Strictly as a comfort thing.

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