I don’t know if you found today’s comic funny, but I’m going to pretend that you did. Now I’m pretending that everyone is telling me how funny it is. You’re so kind. Thank you. (It would be rude if I didn’t pretend to be grateful!) No, really. You’re too kind!
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MAN #1 (to woman sitting at a booth having an ice cream soda): What if I pretend to flirt with you?
WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
WOMAN: Then I'll pretend to sleep with you!
MAN #2 (sitting beside woman): Gosh! You only pretended to kiss me!
I enjoyed it. It reminds me of an old joke (though not Last Kiss oriented) – A physicist, a chemist and an economist are stuck on a desert Island with a case of canned food. They think of how to open them. The chemist says “If we build a fire, after so-and-so minutes, the can will burst and the contents will fly out”. “Oh” say the physicist “is we place the can and such-and-such an angle, we can catxh the contsnt!”. The economist then says: “What’s the problem? Just assume a can opener!”
(Sorry. If you don’t get the joke, you never study economics)
You’re right. I never studied economics. But I can pretend to get the joke. Thanks!