It’s a few days early, but Happy St. Patrick’s Day!
If you enjoy today’s Last Kiss then all credit goes to my pal Mike Pascale. (And, if you don’t like it, then what the %$#@ is wrong with you?!!)
Check out the amazing job he did transforming the original art! (See both panels below.)
Art by Jack Keller from the story “World Champion” in Teenage Hotrodders #7, May 1964.
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Does He Love Me?” in FIRST KISS #21, 1961.
Transcript:
SCENE: Startled woman looks on in the background of a gay leprechaun bar as four leprechauns smile and drink.
WOMAN: A leprechaun gay bar?
LEPRECHAUN: What did you expect to find at the end of a rainbow?
Underlying 1960s Art: Jack Keller male characters.
Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia female character.
Leprechaun Humor, Makeover & Green Beer: Mike Pascale
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WOMAN: A leprechaun gay bar?
LEPRECHAUN: What did you expect to find at the end of a rainbow?
Underlying 1960s Art: Jack Keller male characters.
Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia female character.
Leprechaun Humor, Makeover & Green Beer: Mike Pascale
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“And may I propose another toast…May Roberts recovery be a slow one!”
“Ha Ha Ha!..
…It’s funny because Robert’s dead!”
…Yeah! Cos until his vasectomy heals, our wives will have to sleep with us!”
…Hey! Wait! I’m Roberts!”
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“…and I saw something that made all of my bitterest fears come true! I saw Them!..
…The Original Mouseketeers! Oh, how I hate those smarmy bastards!”
…Huey Lewis and The News! Why, oh why, did I ever think ‘Sports’ was a good album!”
…Ads for another season of Supernatural! They’ve beaten that horse so bad he’s already glue!”
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“K…Kevin!..
…Why do you look so much better in pearls than I do?!”
…It’s my day to sleep with Melissa!”
…Kevin Bo Bevin! Banana Fana Fo Fevin! Fee Fi Mo Mevin! Kevin!
The Naaaaaammmme Game!
Let’s do another one! Gimmie a name! Chuck? Okay! Chuck! Here we go!
Chuck Chuck Chuck Bo Buck! Banana Fana Fo-
Okay. See. I see what you did there. C’mon. This is a family establishment. So just to trip up your little game, I’m gonna change the F’s to P’s. How you like them apples?
Now someone else give me a name!
Enis? Okay!
Enis Enis Bo Benis…
You just must think you’re really funny, don’tcha? Here’s a name for you. Kiss My @$$. Go rhyme that. Jerks.”
You mentioned Disney characters, now you’re gettin’ S U E D ! ! ! !
(Yeah, I know, I know, me too now.)
Always thought there was something freaky about leprechauns. Never saw any female ones.
Second from the left, the bald headed one. That is the female of the sub-species.