Today’s comic was written by “June” who entered one of my recent writing contests and won in a close vote by readers. How close? One vote! See? Voting matters…at least when it comes to selecting what (or whom) you’re going to laugh about!
↓ Transcript
SCENE: A woman enters the room through a doorway. In the foreground (with his back to us) a man watches her enter.
MAN: I told you to stay out of my closet!
WOMAN: And I told YOU that you can’t be...prettier than me when we go out!
MAN: I told you to stay out of my closet!
WOMAN: And I told YOU that you can’t be...prettier than me when we go out!
Joe: Raymond! We’ve been roommates for three years and I never suspected!
Raymond: I’ve always admired you, Joe. But I never knew how to express my admiration… until I found an old issue of Cosmo…