Remember, kids, sex is only dirty and disgusting…if you’re doing it right.
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SCENE: Man and woman outside a building. They may be in an alley.
MAN: Sex outside marriage is…
disgusting!
WOMAN: So let’s go inside...where no one’ll see us!
MAN: Sex outside marriage is…
disgusting!
WOMAN: So let’s go inside...where no one’ll see us!
‘Cause inside marriage it’s too dark to…oh, never mind.