Like a Boy Scout, he’s always prepared. (But he’s unlikely to get any merit badges!)
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
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SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
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SCENE: Man reaching into his pants pocket as a woman looks on.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
MAN: Sure I carry protection! I’ve been ready since 1997! I hope it’s still good!
1958 artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk468
Artist unknown, but may be Matt Baker. From the story “Second Best Beau” in Hi-School Romance #75, Nov. 1958.
“Is that a plot point in your pocket, or are you just happy to see me?”
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“Think Greer! You want to use him for mindless sex! We want to use him for mindless violence! We can both make out like bandits here!”
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“So help me Greer! Do I have to take off my wooden leg and beat you with it to make you listen?!?”
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“Your selfishness disgusts me Greer! I’ll pay you for the sex. But don’t expect a tip!”
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“You’re making a mistake Greer. I’m better in bed and have a lot more money than Duke.”
“Wait a minute! I said Duke and I are in love! But that doesn’t mean we can’t see other people!”
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“What?! Duke?! I’m talking about Gary!”
“Gary? Ooohhhh. You’re from Glendale High! Sorry. I lost track…wait. What county am I in again?”
Jam, mindless sex is an option? Yes!!!