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SCENE: Crying woman sits in front of a picture of a man.
WOMAN (thinks): Oh, Darling! you should know by now...you can’t
buy my love! You can only rent it!
WOMAN (thinks): Oh, Darling! you should know by now...you can’t
buy my love! You can only rent it!
“Of course, rates are up now a days!”
Sure. But you have to factor in the recession. Bargains are out there!
I prefer the lay away plan.
“If it flies, floats, or fornicates, it’s cheaper to rent.” (advice from an old Dutch sailor I met in Panama.