Today’s Last Kiss was written by miracle maker Tony Isabella.
Art by Dick Giordano from Love Diary #29, Sept. 1963. Charlton Comics.
Cover Text:
You must never marry…you must never marry!
Lew’s lips gently brushed mine as he whispered, “I love you!” …I wanted desperately to respond, to tell him I adored him…but a specter from the past instilled…”Terror in My Heart”
Transcript:
SCENE: Man cups the face of a woman as they are about to kiss in the pouring rain.
MAN: Say it like this…I’m melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!
WOMAN: Whatever turns you on, man of mine…Just remember
that next date night…We’re
playing Glinda and the Horny Munchkin!
CAPTION: Believe in miracles, dear friends. Your perfect match is out there.
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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MAN: Say it like this...I'm melting! Melting! Oh, what a world! What a world!
WOMAN: Whatever turns you on, man of mine...Just remember
that next date night...We’re
playing Glinda and the Horny Munchkin!
CAPTION: Believe in miracles, dear friends. Your perfect match is out there.
1963 Art: Dick Giordano Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Guest Writer: Tony Isabella
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“You must never marry…You must never marry…
…kinky sex is fine though.”
…If you feel you have reached this recording in error, please hang up and try your séance again.”
…It’s not covered under your warranty.”
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Lew’s lips gently brushed mine as he whispered,..
…”Your glands do feel a little swollen.”
…”Loving you would be so much easier if your bones weren’t made of silly putty.”
…”Can you stand up? I mean, can really you stand up? I’d like to try a few upright positions.”
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I wanted to respond, to tell him I adored him…
…but his breath smelled of sardines and sour cream.
…but then I thought, ya know…I could do better.
…but he kept pulling on my earring…and it bloody well HURT!
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“Hey! Is that a specter in the sky?”
“No. I just had Indian for lunch.”
Personally, I think the terror is the makeup on her face. It’s not never marry, it’s never have children that’s important.
Rule 34 says that Glinda/Munchkin orgies are to be found somewhere on the intertubes…
Dammit! Why does that ghost show up EVERY TIME I’m about to get laid!?!