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   fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 27, 2019 at 10:09 pm

   Somewhere in the Arctic Circle, a polar bear is pissed because someone has taken off with his Rolex.

   “Hey! Hey you two!” he calls to the bears he sees floating by on an ice floe. “Did you two see someone taking off with a watch a few minutes ago? I just put it here so I wouldn’t get it wet while I went diving for fish. I come back up and it’s gone! Hey! Put down the Cokes and give a brother a hand here! You have any idea how many Russian whalers I had to kill and eat before I found one with a decent watch? This blows! First my habitat is shrinking because of global warming! And now some a-hole is jackin’ my bling! To hell with it! I’m moving to a zoo in Arizona! This neighborhood has gone to pot!”
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   “Yes Mr. Jefferson. That’s nice. Do you know what time it is now? It’s time to take our medicine! And then we’ll have pudding!”
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   “Great Harry. Next, how about gettin’ on the trail of a nose hair trimmer?”
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   From the moment he had seen the Krazy Kat clock…the one with the eyes that looked left when the pendulum tail swung right…Harry Jefferson knew he had to possess it! And no one on e-bay…NO ONE!..was going to outbid him!
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   You think we should tell him he has a shoe lace stuck in his teeth?

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   Rex on January 28, 2019 at 5:20 am

   If it’s so tiny, how does he get women interested in it?

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   John M Owens on January 28, 2019 at 6:21 am

   I thought it was Felix the cat clocks.

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     fine jams and jellies since 1982 on January 28, 2019 at 10:13 am

     You’re probably right. Sorry about that.

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