Art attributed to Matt Baker from the story “Dungaree Doll” reprinted in First Love Illustrated #89, 1962.
Transcript:
MAN: I’ll never lie to you!
WOMAN (thinking): He’s lying to me…again!
1962 Art: Matt Baker? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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MAN: I’ll never lie to you!
WOMAN (thinking): He’s lying to me…again!
1962 Art: Matt Baker? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk475
WOMAN (thinking): He’s lying to me…again!
1962 Art: Matt Baker? Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk475
“Except on days that end with ‘y’.”
or
“I’ll never lie to you any more!” Internal voice: “…or any less.”
My internal voice agrees with you, Rex, more or less.
Fresh, does that mean I have to change my underwear?
No. Well, not more than once a year. Of course, at that point, you have to burn your underwear…and all your clothes.
At least he’s consistent.
Are his lips moving? Then he’s lying.
After she fell for “I swear that’s never happened to me before” for the third time, he figured there was no point in trying to tell the truth.
Unfortunately, in the real world (as opposed to the Last Kiss world), that’s often the case.