Asking if a child is yours is rarely a good way to start a romantic evening.
It is, however, a guaranteed method to end one—immediately.
To the right is the original art from First Kiss #11. (1959)
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SCENE: Man talking to woman with a child.
MAN: Sure, I love kids, unless…hey, they aren’t mine, are they?
Art: Art Cappello & Vince Alascia
Color: Allen Freeman
MAN: Sure, I love kids, unless…hey, they aren’t mine, are they?
Art: Art Cappello & Vince Alascia
Color: Allen Freeman
I don’t remember the comedienne; but I do remember her introducing herself to the audience by saying “I’m single, I don’t have any children…at least, none that I know of.”
Carol Leifer