Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “Girl Meets Boy!” in FIRST KISS #11, Nov. 1959.
Transcript:
MAN: I hate to brag, but…
WOMAN: But you’re so good at it!
MAN: I know! I even won a trophy! it’s huge…
WOMAN: I’ve seen big ones before!
MAN: Not like this!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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MAN: I hate to brag, but…
WOMAN: But you’re so good at it!
MAN: I know! I even won a trophy! it’s huge…
WOMAN: I’ve seen big ones before!
MAN: Not like this!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk420
WOMAN: But you’re so good at it!
MAN: I know! I even won a trophy! it’s huge…
WOMAN: I’ve seen big ones before!
MAN: Not like this!
1959 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk420
“Now that I’ve met you, I’m glad I came!”
“Thank you David!..
…but next time could you let me get undressed first?”
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…but next time, could you maybe do that with me and not my sister?”
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…That is your name, right?”
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…I’ve always wondered how much could be accomplished in a two minute time span. Now I have a frame of reference.”
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…but that doesn’t mean I can validate your parking.”
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…Yeah, I was really surprised when I took off the blindfold too. From your body odor, I figured you were at least eighty.”
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…Now if you wouldn’t mind leaving, I’ve got a very long and very hot shower I need to take.”
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What David doesn’t know is we replaced his Tinder date with the romantic interest from The Crying Game! Let’s see if he can tell the difference…
Jams, you reminded me of a classic. Just the punchline:
I needed to cook an egg!
These are all priceless, Jams, but I actually did laugh out loud to: “…but next time could you let me get undressed first?”
It’s interesting (to me) the difference between today’s couple – bright looking, attractive – with this couple:
https://www.lastkisscomics.com/comic/chicks-with-tattoos/
It’s not bragging, if you can do it!
One of my old drill instructors would say: “Be cocky, but be right!”
Ooooh, double entendre, even!
This reminds me of two things (that are PG):
1. I see a young Donald Trump
2. The Dilbert character (sorry, John) named “Topper”.
No need to apologize. I follow Dilbert, but not closely enough to know all the characters. I didn’t know the Topper character until I Googled him just now. He’s hilarious!
He WAS hilarious. Now he’s more hilarious than super-duper hilarious!
Reminds me of an old song on the Dr. Demnto show. What lies beneath the Scotsman’s kilt. ” Oh lad I don’t know where you’ve been but I see you won first prize !”
A Scotsman was asked, “What is worn under your kilt?”
“Nothing is worn,” he responded. “It all works perfectly.”