Hey, me too! I’m “prettier,” taller and smarter than I look. Funnier too!
Pencils by Charles Nicholas from the story “Plain Jane” in FIRST KISS #6, 1958.
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman looking in a pocket mirror.
WOMAN (thinking): I’m so much prettier than I look!
1958 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Dan McConnell
6.3.2.1DM
↓ Transcript
SCENE: Woman looking in a pocket mirror.
WOMAN (thinking): I’m so much prettier than I look!
1958 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Dan McConnell
6.3.2.1DM
WOMAN (thinking): I’m so much prettier than I look!
1958 Pencils: Charles Nicholas Color: Dan McConnell
6.3.2.1DM
Oh posh! You just need to trim that nose hair, pluck that uni-brow. Sandpaper that iguana-like skin smooth. Stop braiding your armpit hair and maybe shave it. Bathe. Really can’t stress that one enough. Can you hear me as I stand over here, upwind and across the street from you? Good. Now then. Where was I? Ummmm…I know. Let’s just go to the board showing the results of the ‘Why Jane is a Hideous, Hideous Mutant’ survey conducted for us by Johnson’s Poll Service. Remember: use Johnson’s Poll when you need satisfying results. Okay. Let’s go back to the countdown…