Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia from the story “Take My Number” in First Kiss #21, 1961. Published by Charlton.
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SCENE: Man and woman very close. He's cupping her chin.
MAN: Sure, I want wild, hot sex! But not during our wedding vows!
WOMAN: Is this where I say, “I do?”
1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Re-ink & Color: Diego J. Pereira
I Do Too: John Lustig
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MAN: Sure, I want wild, hot sex! But not during our wedding vows!
WOMAN: Is this where I say, “I do?”
1961 Art: Charles Nicholas & Vince Alascia Re-ink & Color: Diego J. Pereira
I Do Too: John Lustig
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21.2.4.1
“And you have a cute little nose too…
…You must keep it in your other bag.”
…Now if only you were a guy.”
…And you know what they say…The cuter the nose, the harder she blows.”
…So let’s ruin it with unnecessary plastic surgery. Hey. Unnecessary plastic surgery has worked wonders for Madonna, Carrot Top, Tori Amos, and Jocelyn Wildenstein. And it can for you too!”
…Now if only it weren’t attached to the rest of you. The vacant staring, oily-pored, weak-chinned rest of you. Than we’d be cooking with gas.”
Thanks for the Jocelyn Wildenstein reference. I had to google it and now… Well… OOF… It’s going to take more than a few drinks to expunge that from my brain cells.
Great gags, Jams. But I’ve gotta agree with Dave about the scary visage of Jocelyn Wildenstein. I didn’t know who Jocelyn she was. So I Googled her and–holy cow. Scary. That poor woman.
Before and after, sure!
Yeah, lady, there’s a time and place for everything! Keep it in your pants for ten seconds, wouldya?!?!
(said no man ever?)
In the immortal words of Chef from Southpark:
“There’s a time and a place for everything, and that place is College.”
Wild hot sex in front of family and friends? On stage at the college graduation ceremony.