Today’s Last Kiss comic is an updated version of a comic that originally appeared in Comics Buyer’s Guide.
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.
Transcript:
SCENE, Panel 1: Airport scene. Woman talking to a man in a pilot’s uniform.
WOMAN: Let’s get married right away–before you change your mind!
MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch…
SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.
MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!
WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.
37.1.10.1-2
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “I Chose Heartbreak” in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.
↓ Transcript
SCENE, Panel 1: Airport scene. Woman talking to a man in a pilot's uniform.
WOMAN: Let’s get married right away--before you change your mind!
MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch...
SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.
MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!
WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.
37.1.10.1-2
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "I Chose Heartbreak" in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.
WOMAN: Let’s get married right away--before you change your mind!
MAN: Sure! But first I’ve gotta watch...
SCENE, Panel 2: Same man and woman in silhouette talking.
MAN: ..an Army training film! Apparently sex is more complicated when two people are involved!
WOMAN: Don’t worry, darling! You won’t be that involved!
1964 Art: Vince Colletta Studio ©2012 Last Kiss Inc.
37.1.10.1-2
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story "I Chose Heartbreak" in FIRST KISS #37, 1964.
“Warren, are you…
…aware that you’re standing on my foot?”
…anatomically correct? Or do you look like a Ken doll when your pants come down?”
…really hankerin’ for a smoked turkey and Gouda sandwich? With mayo. Lots and lots of mayo.”
…constipated? Cos you really look constipated.”
…someone I’ve slept with before? Honestly, seeing you with your clothes on, it’s hard to tell.”
…experienced? I mean, have you ever been experienced? Baby. I have.”
…a man who’d be okay just watching me have sex with other guys, but would still be willing to buy me stuff and pay for everything?”
…a fan of having your nipples pinched? Because you look like a man who enjoys a good nipple pinch.”
…sure you’re not constipated? Absolutely sure? I think I have some Ex Lax in my purse…”
Unfortunately, Warren’s expression when he’s constipated is very similar to his sexually-deprived, stoically suffering expression.
Something about a woman wearing gloves… In 1964… Hmm… Gotta say that “unenthusiastic handjob” is not a fashion statement.
Hmm. How about a woman wearing gloves in 2019?
Once again, your dialogue makes more sense than the original.
He probably won’t even be as involved as he wants to be! 😉
Probably not. And maybe it’s just as well. He seems pretty confused by the whole concept of sex.