Original Vintage Art & Text
Artist unknown. From the story “Censored” in All True Romance #2, Oct. 1951. Published by Comic Media.
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SCENE: A man and woman are talking in the foreground. In the background is a bed.
WOMAN: You’re right! Sex might cheer me up! But...with whom?
1951 Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Cheer Squad Leader: John Lustig
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WOMAN: You’re right! Sex might cheer me up! But...with whom?
1951 Artist Unknown Restoration & Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Cheer Squad Leader: John Lustig
DJP.lk175Bed
All-True-Romance-#2-29.2
Maybe he should have waited until after her clothes were off to do the right thing?
Certainly he should have taken his clothes off before she caused him so much excitement.
It’s just going to make things really awkward for whoever does their laundry is all I’m saying.
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Signs Your Date Is Over #104: She keeps making eye contact with the door and saying things like “Well that was fun”, “I’ve got to get up realllly early tomorrow morning”, and of course “I’m leaving because you’re suit looks like an unfinished Tic-Tac-Toe game and I’m just not drunk enough to figure out where to place my X or your O.”
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“Now you’ve got me wondering if I’m doing the right thing.”
“If you have to ask…sigh…you’ll never know. And probably neither will I.”
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And now it’s time for everyone’s favorite game show: Passive Aggressive!
For 100 pts, her answer to Todd means:
1)”Why yes! I will have sex with you tonight!”
2)”You have offended to the very core of my being. You have offended me from the soles of my feet to the top of my pinecone shaped hairdo. And I swear by all I hold sacred, I will spend the rest of our lives together making you suffer for it. Prepare yourself pitiful man! You shall know nothing but weeping and the gnashing of teeth!”
Pinecone shaped hairdo. Perfect description.
You’re right Jams, I was going to say something about a beehive with real bees in it, but pinecone does sound better.
Signs “fine jams and jellies since 1982” is hilarious: Today’s comments. And all the ones he’s posted before this.
Looks like an on-fire-shaped hairdo.