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SCENE: A woman brings a bowl of soup to a man sitting at a table having a meal. The woman could be a waitress. Or she could be the wife or girlfriend of the man.
WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!
MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!
WOMAN: Soup is like sex! The hotter the better!
MAN: Soup’s safer! I keep burning my tongue during sex!
Silly boy… you have to blow on it first!
Then use a finger (or two) to test the temperature.
Ice cubes can also be used to reduce the temperature.
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Call girl to elderly businessman: “Would you like some super sex, handsome?”
Elderly businessman: “I’ll have the soup, I haven’t eaten since lunch.”
A smoker patient of mine once told me that “Air is like sex ‘cuz you don’t miss it until you can’t get any.”