Guns…the ultimate birth control!
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WOMAN (to her mom): Mom, I've got a big date and I need some...uh, you know...protection!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
MOM: Oh...of course, dear! I'll lend you my gun!
Guns…the ultimate birth control!
But I would think one of those AK-47s would be clumsy on a date. Too big to fit into a purse and all.
AK-47s are always clumsy to lug around. I can’t tell you how many times I’ve stuck one in my back pocket, sat down and shot my tush off.
Hey! I hope it went well at the Cartoonists Northwest meeting! Wish we could have been there to celebrate your wit, charm and humor… of course it doesn’t hurt that we love how you help us see that both sexes are crazy!
Alas, it’s true. We’re all a little nuts one way or the other. But that’s really sweet of you, Catalina. The meeting went well, I think. Small crowd, but everyone seemed interested. And my sister and brother-in-law showed up–which i found quite touching.