John Lustig at Comic-Con
I’m attending this week’s San Diego Comic-Con.
And my friend Spencer Brinkerhoff III has graciously offered me space at his Booth #5560. (It’s a corner booth right by the doors between F & G Hall on the first floor–near Artist Alley.)
I’m bringing some Last Kiss goodies as well as a few of the Last Kiss, Marvel & Disney comics I’ve written. But my main reason for being there is to meet readers and fans. So, please come by and say, “Howdy!”
Today’s comic is more Last Kiss fun from Tony Isabella & Diego Jourdan Pereira!
Original Vintage Art & Text
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↓ Transcript
SCENE: Man and woman standing next to each other.
WOMAN: You don’t need to feel ashamed for having erotic thoughts...about a cartoon character. Everyone has those sometimes.
WOMAN (thinking): Hmm...I wonder if he’d cosplay...Sailor Jupiter for me.
Silhouette of Sailor Jupiter is shown in the thought balloon.
1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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WOMAN: You don’t need to feel ashamed for having erotic thoughts...about a cartoon character. Everyone has those sometimes.
WOMAN (thinking): Hmm...I wonder if he’d cosplay...Sailor Jupiter for me.
Silhouette of Sailor Jupiter is shown in the thought balloon.
1953 Art: Mike Sekowsky New Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
Writer: Tony Isabella
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“Funny…he acts so distant…so reserved! Almost cold!..
…I wonder if it has anything to do with the fact he’s dead.”
…Maybe I should thawed him on the counter instead of overnight in the refrigerator…”
…I wonder if it has something to with how I shot his mother…”
…If only I could go back in time and not have slept with his brother! Or at least only done it once!”
…It couldn’t have anything to do with the fact that my penis is larger than his, could it?”
…I figured the sex was so awkward that the banter would at least be friendly. But no. Doesn’t seem to be the case…”
…It’s like I’m expecting way too much without putting in any effort of my own. Wait.
No. That’s just crazy talk…”
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Top 10 Reasons He’s Cold and Distant…
10) He can’t help staring at his midsection and wondering if he buttoned his coat wrong or has just been shot…
9) We secretly replaced her date with Folger’s Instant Coffee…We’ve been waiting to see if she could taste the difference, but she’s kind of dim…
8) When he closes his eyes, he’s walking hand in hand with Ryan Gosling. When he opens his eyes, it’s just her.
7) He now understands why her past lovers have filed a class action lawsuit against her parents.
6) It’s not that he’s uninterested. It’s just that walking requires sooooo much concentration when you’re an idiot.
5) She got off the bus the same time he did. And she’s been walking in the same direction he is. But when he slows down, so does she. And when he speeds up, so does she. Frankly, he’s starting to get a little weirded out…
4) He knows that the moment she knows he’s in love with her, she’ll cackle, lick her claws, and chortle, “Now Son of Adam! Your torment truly begins!”
3) Her penis is actually bigger than his. How the hell did that happen?
2) He’s dreading how awkward it’s going to be this Thanksgiving. You know. With them being siblings and all…
1) He’s made the classic mistake of assuming that, because she hasn’t sprayed pepper spray in his face and blown a police whistle, she must be content in the moment as well.
Have fun in San Diego John.
Hilarious comments—as usual, Jams. And thanks for the good wishes!
I’m ok if you shot his mother, as long as you didn’t shoot the deputy.
She’s got that fetish fever…
Hey Sailor! New in town?
https://imgur.com/gallery/sailor-jupiter-WcxAX4K#/t/sailor_jupiter
For the times when you’re merely kinky…
https://imgur.com/gallery/sailor-jupiter-cosplay-eZtDKdJ#/t/sailor_jupiter