Original Vintage Art & Text
Art by Vince Colletta Studio from the story “The Gay Deception” in FIRST KISS #8, 1959.
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SCENE: Man with a scarf is talking to a woman.
MAN: Women? Sure, I love ‘em! I even dated one...once!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Dated Himself More Than Once: John Lustig
8.1.9.1
MAN: Women? Sure, I love ‘em! I even dated one...once!
Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Allen Freeman
Dated Himself More Than Once: John Lustig
8.1.9.1
“Why don’t I drop over now and put another dent in their doubts…and another dent in yours too! Ba-Boom!”
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“Don! You’re wonderful! Except at dressing yourself. It’s not okay to repurpose a shag sofa as a sports coat.”
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“Don! You’re wonderful! I’ve never been able to lift my chin off my chest before now! It’s like I’m seeing a whole new world!”
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The biggest problem Don had in passing his sex android off as a real woman was that she only programmed to say “Don! You’re wonderful!”
Though that was also the main reason he bought that model of sex android in the first place…
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Alice might be saying that he’s wonderful, but what she’s really thinking is “You? Put a dent in something? I wish. Heck, I’d settle for a gouge.”
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“Don! You’re wonderful! Squawk! Alice want a cracker! Whee-woo!”
“Don! You’re wonderful! I’ve never been able to lift my chin off my chest before now! It’s like I’m seeing a whole new world!”
And ceilings. Who knew rooms had ceilings? Amazing!
I presume that his hand under her chin. It’s very feminine.
Now that you mention it, yes. Yes, it is!
Could go either way on that. As could Don, perhaps.
Either that or she’s one hell of a contortionist!
Don’s looking for a girl short enough that she could “go up” on him. Perhaps she’s the one.
*creepy voice* “And I dated her good. REAL good….”