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Forlorn-looking, pipe-smoking man is in the background. He's looking towards a woman who's in the background.
MAN: Y-You lost your virginity? When?where?
WOMAN: I don’t know! But...I’m sure it’ll turn up eventually!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
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MAN: Y-You lost your virginity? When?where?
WOMAN: I don’t know! But...I’m sure it’ll turn up eventually!
Art by Vince Colletta Studio Color by Allen Freeman
20.1.3.6Tall2
FK20.1.3.6
Angry? Looks like he don’t care.
He does seem rather uninterested.
“Lets just have a look in there to see if that virginity isn’t just hiding. Mind if I give your clitoris a ‘spit shine’ while I’m down there?”
If she smiles after you say that, marry her for a weekend. Maybe longer. If she says, “What’s a clitoris?”, she’s still technically a virgin.
Sorry, my thoughts are quite coarse today.
‘I’m certain that it’s in the back seat of his car!! That was the last place I saw it!!’
Ha! Hilarious, Gale!
Not lost, just mislaid.
Only if you didn’t lay it right!