I haven’t seen The Eagle, but IMDB’s description is intriguing. So I hope to watch it soon. You can see it for free here on YouTube.
Transcript:
SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.
MAN: Marry me, Delilah!
WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!
Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig
Valentino, Rudolph (Eagle,The)_01
↓ Transcript
SCENE: A man with long, long sideburns (Rudolph Valentino) is kneeling in front of a woman (Vilma Banky.) He is staring lovingly into her eyes and she is looking into his eyes.
MAN: Marry me, Delilah!
WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!
Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig
Valentino, Rudolph (Eagle,The)_01
MAN: Marry me, Delilah!
WOMAN (thinking): I don’t want to change him! But when I do…those sideburns will be the first to go!
Image: Rudolph Valentino and Vilma Banky in the 1925 film The Eagle
New dialogue by John Lustig
Valentino, Rudolph (Eagle,The)_01
Oh C’mon! What do you have against the sideburns!?!
I just tried to send a picture of the drummer of “The Kentucky Headhunters”, but it didn’t work… Seriously, check them out! Those are some LEGENDARY whiskers!
Delilah doesn’t know that sideburns, beards, facial hair in general reduces whisker burns on the delicate skin of the inner thighs?
Plus it’s ticklish when a guy with a beard is “working” down there.
I just hope that’s why my girlfriend was laughing so hard!