Hopefully, before next month rolls around this guy will discover that you can read comics for free on the Internet! Otherwise, things could get messy…
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CAPTION: In the brutal, ancient past before web comics existed...
MAN (talking to mother of girl he's embracing): We're getting married! In fact...You're practically a Grandma!
MOTHER: Dream on! You can’t support a family! You spend all your money on comic books!
MAN: T-t-then I'll give up comics! I'll go cold Turkey!
CAPTION: "I took up smoking and drinking! Anything to keep
my mind off my cravings! But then...I had an idea!"
MAN: I can still buy comics...if I sell one of my kidneys!
MAN: But...what'll I do next month?
MAN (talking to mother of girl he's embracing): We're getting married! In fact...You're practically a Grandma!
MOTHER: Dream on! You can’t support a family! You spend all your money on comic books!
MAN: T-t-then I'll give up comics! I'll go cold Turkey!
CAPTION: "I took up smoking and drinking! Anything to keep
my mind off my cravings! But then...I had an idea!"
MAN: I can still buy comics...if I sell one of my kidneys!
MAN: But...what'll I do next month?
