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Vintage, Published Art & Dialogue
Transcript:
SCENE: Woman with ash mark on her forehead. Man in the background is taking off the jacket of his suit.
WOMAN: Sorry! I’m giving up sex for Lent!
MAN: B-But Lent doesn’t end…for weeks!
WOMAN: Really? Well, I’m not a fanatic! So maybe I won’t give up sex with everyone! Just you!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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SCENE: Woman with ash mark on her forehead. Man in the background is taking off the jacket of his suit.
WOMAN: Sorry! I’m giving up sex for Lent!
MAN: B-But Lent doesn’t end...for weeks!
WOMAN: Really? Well, I’m not a fanatic! So maybe I won’t give up sex with everyone! Just you!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
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WOMAN: Sorry! I’m giving up sex for Lent!
MAN: B-But Lent doesn’t end...for weeks!
WOMAN: Really? Well, I’m not a fanatic! So maybe I won’t give up sex with everyone! Just you!
1961 Art: Vince Colletta Studio Color: Diego Jourdan Pereira
DJP.lk117
20.1.6.5
Not my joke:
For Lent I’m giving up self-denial.
(Alternatively: Self-restraint, etc. You get it)
…moderation, self control,…
“A low maintenance secretary awaits. I’ll be back in a couple of hours.”